debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

(via mori-sempai)

octibbles:

Canon

octibbles:

Canon

nicoosuxx:

I feel so awkward when I show other people something I thought was funny and I’m like crying and can’t breathe because I’m laughing so hard and they just kind of smile at me like

image

(Source: kaworoos, via cardsagainstthedm)

shi-tori:

Had a bout of nostalgia for Karkat a bit ago, so I tried out the color challenge going around. 

shi-tori:

Had a bout of nostalgia for Karkat a bit ago, so I tried out the color challenge going around. 

(Source: shiro-tani, via sweatermeulin)

aviculor:

clannyphantom:

why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

it’s the only way they can hear it

(via felixforhire)

Actually I have to go to bed, ill do them tomorrow, but still send them In!!! !

Tags: Clara babe baby

merleawe:

tastefullyoffensive:

[pooter7/happychappie]

i’ve been laughing at this straight for 5 minutes i’m not even kidding.

(via cardsagainstthedm)

Bold What Applies

romanianwolf:

My Eye Colour Is:

  • hazel
  • brown
  • blue
  • green
  • other

I Am:

  • tall
  • short
  • average 
  • very tall
  • very short

I Have:

  • many good friends and a few acquaintances
  • a few good friends and many acquaintances
  • many good friends and many acquaintances
  • a few good friends and a few acquaintances

I Am:

  • one of the eldest children in my family
  • one of the middle children in my family
  • one of the youngest children in my family
  • an only child

I Have:

  • broken a bone
  • needed stitches
  • needed surgery
  • had an x-ray taken
  • been on prescription medication
  • been to therapy
  • scars
  • a fear of going to the doctors
  • a relative who works in the medical field

I’m afraid of:

  • heights
  • spiders/bugs
  • needles
  • pain
  • the dark
  • the future
  • what people think of me
  • tests
  • losing someone i love
  • dying

I Have:

  • a job
  • a car
  • pets
  • a best friend
  • friends online
  • my own room

I Know:

  • more than 3.14 of Pi
  • more than one language 
  • how to convert km to miles and vice versa
  • the names of most of the states in the United States
  • the names of most of the countries in Europe
  • most of the elements
  • things i shouldn’t

(via onelittledirewolf)